I believe in body positivity, feminism, and always using your turn signal.
The longer I stare at this, the more I wanna fight them
4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math
do you ever see something great and hilarious but you’re too sad to react to it
heres a fun fact that shows a lot about me: im pretty allergic to bananas but didn’t know it at all growing up until one day when i was like 17 i was like “man, i love bananas. theyre always so tangy and make ur mouth all tingly” and my friend was like “thats. definitely not what a banana is supposed to be like” one doctors trip later, turns out im allergic to bananas.
*uses panorama to take dick pic*
omg guys! i literally just installed this thing where people who *think* they’re clicking on anon, aren’t. and well well well look what we have here
what kind of extreme inbreeding teas! what kind of i live on a ranch and sneak into the barn every night and have sex with my brother and my horse teas?
and of course, you follow me. proof that in general, hate mail comes from fans who’s presence we are literally unaware of
I mean I could go on but I’m literally beyond embarrassed on your behalf i hope your future employer at the gas station sees this and decides not to hire you you ugly squidward bitch
you may unfollow me but you can never deny that you liked my blog enough to make the conscious decision to follow me in the first place